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10 Commandments

The 10 Commandments of Baconicism - Bacon’s Revelation in the Fat Testament

The 10 Commandments are found in the Baconicism Bible’s Fat Testament at Suinodus, Chapter 16. They were given directly by Bacon Lord to the people of Colesterel at Mount Barbec after He had delivered them from slavery in Meatgypt:

"And Bacon Lord spoke all these words, saying: "I am the BACON your Lord".

1: ‘You may have other gods, but Bacon should always be the awesomest one you believe’

2: ‘You shall not make for yourself a Bacon carved image of any likeness of anything that is in Bacon Heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.’

3: ‘You shall not take the name of the BACON your Lord in vain.’

4: ‘Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy eating a Cheeseburger with a lot of Bacon.’

5: ‘Honor your Bacon and your Barbecue Sauce.’

6: ‘You shall not leave Bacon at your plate, eat it all.’

7: ‘You shall not commit adultery, soy bacon is a deadly sin.’

8: ‘You shall not steal Bacon.’

9: ‘You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor’s Bacon.’

10: ‘You shall not covet your neighbor’s Bacon; you shall not covet your neighbor’s barbecue, nor his male pig, nor his female pig, nor his grill, nor his chilli, nor anything that is your neighbor’s and related to Bacon.’